HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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