Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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