Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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