Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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