you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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