Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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