she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I met the friendliest cop last night
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have post one night stand depression
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