come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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