Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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