Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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