I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
