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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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