So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
