He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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