I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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