You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she peed on how many people?
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I just had sex on a roof
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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