Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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