I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Help. Why am I so naked?
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