I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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