I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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