See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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