in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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