Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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