i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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