She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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