All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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