You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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