She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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