That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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