Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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