Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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