i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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