I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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