We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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