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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad

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(813): View more from Florida

yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.

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(207): View more from Maine

he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead

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(254): View more from Texas

Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.

(254): View more from Texas

Tornado warnings are fun!

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(812): View more from Indiana

After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?

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(404): View more from Georgia

I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.

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