How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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