You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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