i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
nutella sex= disaster
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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