Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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