Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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