Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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