my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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