so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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