We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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