He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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