Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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