btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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