Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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