Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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