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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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