Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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