i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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