Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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