i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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