Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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