I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
