you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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