Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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