It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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